Christmas Jokes

OK, jokes are not my speciality, but I saw a couple of funny things over the weekend and clearly the muse was upon me (or should that be a-muse!), so I wanted to share.

I found this lying in the hallway .....



I guess it means Father Christmas has disa-beard!







Looks like Santa has bin and gone!







Right, now I've proved myself possibly the world's worst creator of jokes, perhaps some of you would like to share your efforts. If so, please post in the comments below and give us all a laugh this Christmas - consider it your gift to the world this year. :)